Bingo Humor

Jokes. We all know jokes, we all need jokes in our lives, to make them funnier, nicer, lighter and much more fun to live. The same goes for online bingo – make it funny, and everything will go the right way.

How, though, should you make the game funnier when there's no bingo humor to assist you, you ask? Well, you might be surprised to know, but there are indeed some bingo jokes made to cheer the bingo players up, boost their mood and get some bingo action done along with the laughter heard from the chat room.

We in strictly bingo gathered a few of the best bingo-related jokes we could find, and put them in this page just for you. Good luck playing online bingo.

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A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest, somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.
A policeman checks the crowd...
"A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again.
Then out of the crowd steps a little old Jewish man of at least eighty years of age.
"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I'm not a priest. I'm not even a Catholic. But for fifty years now I'm living behind St. Elizabeth's Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I'm listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."
The policeman agreed and brought the octogenarian over to where the dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice: "B-4. I-19. N-38. G-54. O-72..."
 
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It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty uneventful, not one person had Bingo'd all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a fat bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot. The game drags on and on, nearly every blonde in the house was on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called - still no shouts of “Bingo!” were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. Everyone was shocked. "I’ve just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody’s Bingo'd?" screamed the caller, "Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" In unison, 412 blonde ladies shout out "FREE SPACE!" 

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